ADD ME IN MYSPACE!! www.myspace.com/krismlff the words in quotation marks (""), were written by me when i was 12 years old. i leave it here because it reminds me of how childish i was back then. LOL!! haha, yeah, i still love the Malafunkshun.
"HOYYYYYYY!!!!! che'lushizzles!
mah name's Kris Calvo! but you can call me Kris Malafafa, or Krissy, Kristy, or Krissystissystuffilouskoo', or any name as long as it has the name "kris" in it!
and i live in da island of Rota! i like the malafunkshun, they rock!!! i like listening to i94.
i like singing malafunkshun songs, becoz uhh...i don't know why.
i live in Vice City, also known as songsong village. i like to eat spam, becoz it tastes soooooo GOOD!
i'm a chamorro,
i'm kinda bachigu, HEY! DON'T TEASE HA!, i got mah bachiguness, spamness, and malafunkshuness from chris malafunkshun barnett. and i got mah whiteness from andy wheeler. and i got mah weirdness from julius caesar santos.
it ain't fair man, mah brother gets to smell like chocolate, while i get to smell like chris malafunkshun's fafa!!!!!!! J/M!!!!!!
MALAFUNKSHUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i like telling jokes, and riddles, and i like to make peepol laugh! and i also laugh too, like CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i like laughing EVERY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and i like da malafunkshun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok umm...SHOOTSTA!!!!!!!!!"
Interests
"leche 10! umbi lai! mah interests is da malafunkshun nai!!!"
HOY!!!!! DA MALAFUNKSHUN SHOW ROCKED TO DA SOLID SHIZNIT! IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOO SOLID!!!!!!!!!!!!!! white lady scared da hell outta me!!!!!! hehehe!!!!!! m.c. fred, eeehhh kalakas brown! good thing he had pedicure! da cover model, had a yobo, but then, now it's jerk! hehe! julius had a bruise on his daggan, ai afai! harhar...taya fina deni!!!!!!!!!!! andy and his bb gun! haha, so solid! chris, what's with da teddy bear?! dalai! so like yeah, d.j. oz was da white lady.......
heey krissss i was usin nesias own before..so sowwy bout that.. lol..i swear.. im SOOOO weird lately.. i mean weird a weird but funny way.. here at hi5!! i swear!! [w e i r d o]
ahh!!!!!! eee..... i put phone instead of your mom!! eeee so sowwy!! rlol.. i mean to say imma give it to your mom..i was talking to someone on the phone that time & i was also writing you a comment & i put phone cos i was busy talking..oh the PHONE.. lol.. i swear.. im soooo weird.. lol.. well laterz! [w e i r d o]
heyz lil cousin! so lyk yeah, i made up new nicknames for you since you are so lyk OBSESSED with the malafunkshun. i can call you LiL cHrAnDyLiUs (Chris, Andy, Julius), or watever! ugh! i'm not good at makin nicknamez! so yeah, i had a blast at the fiesta! why dint you, LyNnE, and RiAh dance? lolz. well anywayz, gotta bounce!
MALAFUNKSHUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DA BATHROOM IS KALAKAS!!!!!!!! K-A-L-A-K-A-S!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M ALL OUTTA SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAYGAY! MALAFUNKSHUN REGGAE!!!!!!!! FOR DA PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO'S A MALAFUNKSHUN? YOU'S A MALAFUNKSHUN! HE'S A MALAFUNKSHUN! SHE'S A MALAFUNKSHUN! WE DA MALAFUNKSHUN HOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
MAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!! YOU ARE ONE PATHETIC LOOOZER!!!!!!!!! hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh, so i see you want the malafunkshun breakfast special, that'll be two eggs funny side up!!!!!!!!!! oh and it's with some fried rice and SPAM!!!!!!!!!! hey stop drinkin da tuba ha!!!!!!!! i know you also drink da miller lite!!!!!!!
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heyz mah weird lil cousin! i'm jz stoppin' by to write yah another testimonial, because i'm sooo bored!!! kris refers to herself as "frumbonxious", "funcionar", "malafunkshun", "malafungfung", "weird", "crazy", "dumb", "retarded", "kalakas", "kaduka", "kanaksaka", and "stupid", and there's like a LOT more, but i jz don't know what they are!!! so yeah, gotta bounce lil cousin! *rOxYjOe*
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